Movie script developed by My friends.....

Well, a couple of friends on our yahoogroup were just discussing the Blank Noise Project and there were some strong views coming from the women. Couple of us shared our Links on what we had written for the bloggathon
When suddenly this mail arrived in my inbox.... The rest is the series of mails that followed it & if u wanna make a movie out of it.... we want the credits & You will have to "Show Us the Money"

-----Original Message-----
From: Karishma Pais
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2006 4:45 PM

What is this new service from yahoo ?
Surya any tips on how to handle this ?
Maybe I should tell him I'm a 75 year old grandmother of 12. . . .
kim
-----Original Message-----
From: notify@yahoogroups.com [mailto:notify@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of kuch_kuch_hota_hain2000
Sent: Saturday, March 04, 2006 2:10 PM
To: karishmapais
Subject: wow

hi
u r name is sweeet
i got ur id from yahoo
i am chinmay kelkar
i am m21mum
i did BMS from SIES
now doin MCA
well what abt u?
whats ur asl?
well if u want/can contact me at 9323075885
bye for now
waiting for u reply
chinmay

-----Message-----
From: surya s
Sent: Saturday, March 04, 2006 8:03 PM
To: karishmapais

nah, there are pervs who do not spare even them. Try to be a guy. Or better still, your own jealous and angry boyfriend who happens to know your yahoo password. It works everytime.
And if all that fails, well... why do you think we have XL-IIMC for?
just think that you are an HKD and start the stream... :)
and for security sake, just put him in ur yahoo ignore and block list...
and see to it that your yahoo id and profile is not public in yahoo domain..
May the force be with you! >:D<
--Surya -----

-------Message-----
From: Gautam Ghosh
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 12:12 PM

do some career counselling for him...
BMS karke MCA?
tell him he won't ever find a job !
I like the sound of a Grand Nun grandmother ! ;-))
GG

-----Message-----
From: Bireshwar Dasgupta
Sent: Sunday, March 05, 2006 8:52 PM

here's a thought !!!

why dont we have this number entered in as many telecalling databases as possible - if not Kim's details, he can at least compare and find out whats the best Credit card out there and the cheapest PL? :)


-----Message-----
From: Tejinder Pal Singh
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 8:43 AM

Or may be we can have a few hundreds of young women, real or fictitious, writing into him. But just imagine his plight if he hasn't written this himself and some body with access to his e-mail has played a parank on him - anyway its worth a shot....wot say?

-----Message-----
From: Anuja
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 10:41 AM

maybe Chinmay didn't write this mail. maybe his enstranged GF KKKKKiran is sending these to sully his reputation so that in his moment of frustration she can seduce / ensnare him with a (bare) shoulder to cry on... maybe chinmay needs our support right now instead of ideas to enrol him into the bank mafia's books

-----Message-----
From: Bireshwar.Dasgupta
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:15 AM

Buddy Boy is seething atop the terrace of his small farmhouse north of Delhi when, in the the Rang De Basanti mode, the local vamp says, "Maar do uuse" and then Buddy starts stalking Kim like Terminator ! A frightened Kim thinks of going to the cops but having read Annie' blog on Streets, Stories & Strategies, instead decides to enlist the help of a local private agency. The assigned bodyguard, is none other than Abhishek Bachchan in a sensational guest appearance (item number, posters, the works - after all, the distributors need to buy the film). After a bit of song and dance and a few threatening phone calls, its the grand climax - Aby Baby Jr and Serial Kisser dude face off - and then it begins, the fight scene to end all fight scenes - at the end of which, the two end up in a sweaty mass, holding each other in their arm making out with gay abandon (pun intended) - our tribute to the oscar boo hoo Brokeback Mountain.

Clap clap clap - applause?

Arre, Khattam nahi hua c******.

At this moment, Kim, angry at no longer being the centre of attention, seethes and fumes. The curtains fall with her giving a long, wishful look at Aby Baby and then looking at Buddy Boy screaming - main tumhe maar dungi - ensuring we can make a sequel.

-----Message-----
From: Anuja
Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:32 AM

At which point MadShuks will inform us that XLRI has been renamed Xavier's institute of Laborious and Razzie-worthy Imaginations ;O)